volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick

volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick

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alexorcism said: I was going through my liked posts from a year ago and stumbled across an old selfie of you with long hair and how the hell did you do puberty so well?

If you sacrifice enough goats and virgins puberty takes mercy on your soul

geekscoutcookies:

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

I love her

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blazepress:

Thats no way to live.

blazepress:

Thats no way to live.

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chandelyer:

Hanna Toumajean f/w 2014 couture

chandelyer:

Hanna Toumajean f/w 2014 couture

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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tumblingbookshelves:

I know people imagine Dumbledore laughing in his office about all the letters that get sent to Harry and all. But I think it was really Professor McGonagall. I think it’s infinitely more hilarious to consider her sending owl after owl to 4 Privet Drive, only to appear as a cat to watch in amusement. 

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unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

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whatsoeverthing:

kenway:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

tiny-green-box:

kenway:

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

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if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas

There’s racist people in the north too js

austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader &amp; still do not know that i am a robot.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

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